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I don't like this new Axe Body Spray Extreme Nacho Pizza Scent nearly as much as I thought I would.
#crap
When it comes down to the last piece of a pizza being split with a friend I can totally relate to Gollum.
Even if this is a game, it is not play.
I’ve discovered, the easiest way to change a flat tire is by not wearing a bra.
It's so stupid how Kanye West is tweeting about stuff he cares about instead of jokes for Favstar.
I never pretend to work hard on something when I'm not because I'd rather let people know I'm lazy than stupid.
You can't run away from your monsters or your demons. They dwell in that dark place inside you. Face them. Fight them. Set yourself free.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life.
The light that ever shines never dies,
It turned it's back at you
Yet returns in your revolution
To defeat the darkness...
Humans share 55% of their DNA with bananas.